homorous...

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you. > >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart& I got Heart Attack! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness
And if after you pray
And you're still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

Who Wants To Be a Millionaire

A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire,"
and the husband winks and says,
"Honey, let's go upstairs..."
The wife says no, so the husband asks again.
Again she says no.
So the husband says, "Is that your final answer?"
The wife says yes.
The husband says, "Well, can I phone a friend?"

The Burned Ears

A guy burned two ears...
so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang...
So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...'''
'But how the heck did you burn the other ear?'' The doctor asked.
''They called back.''

Loved it!

Disturbia A must Watch...

Roonie is what u call cute!

Thrilling!

Baa Baa Black Sheep

Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree.
I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day.
She and I were so much in love.
We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.
"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.
"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."
"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"
"Baaaaa..."

Joke of the day..

One day this guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago and looks over and sees this guy that looks exactly like him.
He says to the guy, “Hey you look just like me!”
The other man agrees and asks, “Where are you from?”
The first guy answers, “Chicago.” “Me too!” says the second guy,
“What street do you live on?”“Forty-Ninth Street,” answers the first guy.
“Me too!” says the second guy, becoming increasingly excited.
“What's your address?”''951.”“Me too!
Wow, this is incredible!
What are your parents' names?”“John and Cathy,” says the first guy.
“Me too!” shouts the second guy.
“I wonder if we're related!?”
Meanwhile, the bartenders are changing shifts and the guy coming on asks if anything is new.
“No,” says the first bartender,
“just the Smith twins, drunk again.”

Damn i have nothing to blog on..holidays are all good...fun fun fun!!
Can't wait for my pangkor trip and penang after tht...i'm lovin it..!!

Is my England Powderful Enough?

How to improve your England?

Here It Goes....

1. Pangkor Trips

2. This is some of rough hit& rogol style.DUn try this at anywhere.This action doing by professional people only.

3. After enjoy our days at there,we decided to go bbq buffet at restaurant talipon.

4. Before going there,we go to MIDVALLEY MEGAMALL,and window shopping there,and u know wat i saw 2day,saw AMBER CHIA 2day at there wor.

5. after i comeback to home bout 9pm++,i feel sunburn on my 2 shoulder,haihz,feel lil bit pain ah.

6. i feel sunburn

7. Having dinner at hoi Sun restaurant,overall the food is ok,include some fish and sotong,but my friends say it is better if more variety and fish is steamed instead of cook.

8. James Cendol.Uncle James wearing the professional clothes sell at roadside stall,it is always full of customer,and sell like hotcakes.It is tourist attraction who on the way to pangkor or going back to KL or other places

9. Havin rent a bicycle to rent and have a ride,very long time havent ride a bicycle since 3 years ago.

10. take a sleep by 1am

11. Well,streamyx so sucks,1 day cant online,paid u money,provide good service to us lah.

12 Going to eat mcdonald buffet this 2molo at mcdonald hang kasturi with my cousin and my brother.

13. Like mcdonald,love to eat many many of it burger,muahahahahaha!!!!

14. Haze,damn it,so hazy,make me now got kering mulut,nose selsema.

15. Eat tan chui kor mooncake,delicious,it is.

16. I know how to format my computer for the 1st time,thanks to my fren sai meng,wei sing and gen.

17. Next week got to back to school lor.After 2 week,got 1 week to cuti for deepavali and hari raya.

18. Subject have 3 too but quite tight the schedule.

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Do you know Jack Schitt?

OMG! u guyz so have to visit this site. Its super kewl..i laughed my lungs out :)
Make sure u have ur speakers on..have fun!

http://jack.zunino.net/knowjack.htm

Harloo..update updating session...

I'm quite enjoying holidayz so much...was out drinking session with a bunch of friends.Played twister n heart attack again..Thkz Karuna the 'toy women' for bringing the games..we played twister sampai patrol cars slowed down to watch...haha!!..kewl kewl..got home at 5am n will be leaving to genting at7am..i have not slept..n yea..


Got to genting..super tired after finishing the whole of outdoor n the indoor themepark games..even went more than once for some games..it was all good..damn tiring


Its sunday n i just got back from the Estee Lauder model search finals...preety! preety!

it was all good..SerenaC was hosting it..saw some famous ppl for the first time..
Well well..some very bad quality pictures of the event...(sorry cuz i was far frm the stage n the zoom went blurr) :)


Point Blanc opening performance..

SerenaC and Model no.7