Who Wants To Be a Millionaire

A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire,"
and the husband winks and says,
"Honey, let's go upstairs..."
The wife says no, so the husband asks again.
Again she says no.
So the husband says, "Is that your final answer?"
The wife says yes.
The husband says, "Well, can I phone a friend?"

The Burned Ears

A guy burned two ears...
so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang...
So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...'''
'But how the heck did you burn the other ear?'' The doctor asked.
''They called back.''

Loved it!

Disturbia A must Watch...

Roonie is what u call cute!

Thrilling!

Baa Baa Black Sheep

Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree.
I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day.
She and I were so much in love.
We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.
"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.
"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."
"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"
"Baaaaa..."

Joke of the day..

One day this guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago and looks over and sees this guy that looks exactly like him.
He says to the guy, “Hey you look just like me!”
The other man agrees and asks, “Where are you from?”
The first guy answers, “Chicago.” “Me too!” says the second guy,
“What street do you live on?”“Forty-Ninth Street,” answers the first guy.
“Me too!” says the second guy, becoming increasingly excited.
“What's your address?”''951.”“Me too!
Wow, this is incredible!
What are your parents' names?”“John and Cathy,” says the first guy.
“Me too!” shouts the second guy.
“I wonder if we're related!?”
Meanwhile, the bartenders are changing shifts and the guy coming on asks if anything is new.
“No,” says the first bartender,
“just the Smith twins, drunk again.”