why girls are still on top...

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving eachother the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go andsee why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper bythe bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse."So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked."No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said t o his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"

wow...never expected that...

You are a Brainy Girl!

Whether you're an official student or a casual learner, you enjoy hitting the books. You know a little bit about everything, and you're always dying to know more. For a guy to win your heart, he's got to share some of your intellectual interests. A awesome book collection of his own doesn't hurt either!

What Kind of Girl Are You?

steffy's Survey

1.What time is it: 10.24A.M
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Stephanie Mill
3. Nickname: steffy
4. PARENTS names: Saisoo & Catherine
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 19
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: March 28th
7. Pets: 2 dogs, Short & Missy; 1 pig ..pikaboo and jojo the dog
8. Height: 159cm
9. Eye color: dark brown
10. Hair color: black
11. Piercings: 6
12. Tattoos: coming soon
13. How much do you love your job? :not at the moment
14. Birthplace: HKL
15. Hometown: KL
16. Current residence: kepong, kl
17. Been in love before? Yes!
18. Been to Africa: no
19. Been toilet-papering?: huh?
20. Been toilet-papered?: huh huh?
21. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? yes a lot!
22. Been in a car crash? yes
23. Croutons or Bacon Bits? either or both
24. 2-door,4-doors on car? 2
25. Coffee or coffee ice cream? neither..dun like coffee
26. Blanket or stuffed animal? Blanket
27. Dumper or dumpee? hehe good 1
28. Salad dressing: thousand island & creamy blue cheese
29. Color of socks: skin
30. FAVE Number: 2
31. Place to be kissed: aaioooo nessasary huh?
32. Movie: safe the last dance ...all time
33. Quote from a movie: Mr.Alex..hehhe "u suck ur thumb?"
34. Favorite Holiday: Christmas
35. Favorite foods: western
36. Day of the week: my days off!
37. Song of the moment: nothing speacial at the moment
38. TV show: Oprah
39. Toothpaste: Sensodyne
40. Restaurant: anything good will do la..
41. Flower: Mums
42. Least favorite thing: Ironing
43. Favorite sport to watch: Bowling
44. Fast food place: Mc'd,KFC, Pizza...man the list can goes on..
45. When was your last hospital visit? 3 weeks back
46. Favorite drink: nestle yogurt
47. What color is your bedroom carpet? no carpet
48. How many times did you fail your Drivers License test? damn once..on the road
49. What do you think of Ouija boards? no idea
50. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Hopefully still here
51. Who is the last person you got E-mail from before this? uncle anthony kim
52. Which single store did you max your credit card? none
53. What do you like to do when you are bored? absolutely nothing thats y im bored la
54. What words or phrases do you overuse? "I don't know". But I really don't know!, Nothing!
55. Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away: veron
56. Most annoying thing is: sales people
57. Best thing: traveling
58. Bedtime: Depends
59. Who will respond to this fastest? Everyone's always busy so REALLY DON’T KNOW
60. Who will respond the slowest: I really don't know!
61. What time is it now?: 10.45 A.M. Took some thought

yeeeyy...my 1st photoshoot

Finally im happy in office for once...

i was invited to go for a photo shoot..it was for a Grey corporate video...and Harith Iskandar was our VIP...hahah he was all dressed up like palestine with his palestinian scarft (shemagh) and all...hahaha he was so serious..not as a comedian..n yea so the shoot was taken in conference room here in grey.. n here is how it went....

situation in the conference room: everyone making noise, some sitting on the table..making loads of noise..

Harith: walks in the conference room.. saying "habla habla"
We all : "Habla habla"
Harith: Simply hugs some dude in the room..hhahhaha saying 'habla habla'
: he also says something about the dude sitting on the table...he talks about camels! hahaha of all things..
: then he said "he will sit on the table like that dude so he will feel like a camel..! hahahahhahaha
We all : just scream and makes noise ...each time he says "habla habla" we all go..."habla habla" hahhaha
damn funny!
Producer: screamms.. ccuutt!!!
hahahha that was scene 1

then another scene was when Harith was leaving the building..and..

Harith: Ok im leaving now.. "Habla habla"
We all: screams ..."Habla habla"

It was rather a good experience for me knowing the fact that my boss would not let me go to the production house to watch photo shoots...damn...nevermind..i had fun!

140 Things u need to know about me..

140 things you need to know about me

1. im an aries
2. i'm 20
3. 159cm is my height
4. food is my passion
5. music makes me smile
6. satay addict
7. Shopperholic
8. love cooking, baking
9. i eat when i am hungry
10.i laugh all the time
11. Drive a honda civic
12. i have a fetish for bags, clothes and shoes
13. I love cold weather
14. I work in Grey Worldwide
15. I work in the Acct Management
16. I hate 'sombong' ppl
17. I love a good comedy
18. I wanna go clubbing more often
19. Travelling is what i longg for
20. I want my belly button pierced
21. I want a tatoo
22. Love watching stand up comedy
23. I give good advice (i think, depends if you want to take it or not)
24. Hate hypcrites
25. In a relationship
26. Baby of the family
27. I'm a Christian
28. Love cute pets
29. The most drunk i have been was the last ICS nite
30. I hate techno n noisy music
31. i love watching any movie with the wayans brothers
32. Eminem is da bomb!
33. I study in Taylor's College
34. Love my friends in college
35. I drink occasionally
36. I like quiet places
37. I love love to sing and dance
38. My dream car is a Porsche
39. I play netball
40. I cheat (sometimes)
41. I am from kepong
42. Born in Hosp.Besar.KL
43. I'm arrogant sometimes
44. Lovely all the time
45. i don't like wanabess
46. i love movies
47. i am the onli gurl at home
48. i hate incompetance
49. i have no fake tooth
50. i have a diploma in mass communication
51. i sleep all the time
52. i can't never get tired of shopping (if i have the money)
53. I smile a lot
54. I care alot about my close friends
55. I only have very few friends i can trust with my life
56. i want to be famous
57. i'm a catholic
58. i have complete faith in God
59. i am very patient
60. i love swimming
61, i live in KL
62. i wanna be Oprah
63. i hate coldplay
64. i dun like local celebs
65. i have REALLY have a bad side
66. i have a handphones
67. i want a new laptop
68. Ex student of Smk Kepong baru
69. I like watching comedy, romantic movies
70. Only drink limau ais in a mamak
71. I love sushi
72. love hot morning showers
73. I support MU
74. I support France
75. i love hip hop
76. big fan of brian mcknight
77. I want to be rich
78. i wouldn't mind going back to school
79. i have colorful clothes
80. hate shaving
81. I hate jazz
82. i wish elvis is still alive
83. I am opssessed with my blog
84. I keep quiet when i am cranky
85. Ppl say i don't smile enough
86. Not to bothered about what others think of me
87. Am a bit of a hard head
88. I always hang out in Mid valley
89. I miss school days
90. i love kids
91. i love my birthdays
92. I love doing events
93. Want a car
94. i have a licence
95. I dun't snore
96. THink malaysians are bad drivers
97. Malaysian are too complacent
98. i am very close to my mom
99. I regret my place of internship
100. I gave up close friends for him
101. i have been robbed
102. I have studied psychology
103. I miss my high school days
104. Close friends are hard to find
105. I longg for GUESS (currently)
106. i love western food
107. I have not been lucky with jobs
108. Blood is thicker than water any day
109. I dun really like spicy food
110. i think archie comics are great toilet reading
111. love Cleo magazines
112. big fan of mariah carey
113. listen to Oprah's advice
114. love fast food
115. Not really a dessert person
116. hate driving
117. i dun wear contacts
118. wear size 8 shoes
119. have low self- esteem
120. i want to reallly get drunk
121. i would like to have a nice big house with a pool table
122. i am currrently upset with my boy friend (wats new?)
123. Birthday is March 28
124. im a tiger zodiac
125. I want a different look
126. i want to get a new hair do
127. i am baptist
128. hate confrontation
129. i dun smoke
130. i have straighten my hair
131. i love jokes
132. i don't gross out easily
133. i loved english literature in school
134. i was a prefect in high school
135. love performing
136. i wish i had beyonce's body
137. i don't trust ppl easily
138. i want a best friend
139. i am right handed
140. I used to be a school netball player

hilarious morning..hahah

A good start to my day..not coffee but Ragu...hahha weird!
I had to take the monorail this morning cuz my sis in law was on leave...so i wen i reached the KTM station i bumped into a old school friend..i even forgot his name...but some how i did ask him...n yea.his name was Ragu...hahaha...looks like a chinese but he'a an indian..thats wat he always deny zz...so welll we started a conversation and he was telling me he had exams and all...and as the conversation grew we became more comfortable with each other's company and i have to admit that OMG that dude is so freakin' funny!! i mean it funny! as in funny funny!! i was laughing n laughing the whole journey here...heheheh so yea he was just talking about the LRT and KTM (cargo) linking it to some tokyo drift conversation linking it to some of his malay friend who calls the LRT main station ..and does havoc...tells them how the trains could also be in tokya drift...OMG wat he heck??? and the list goes on...anyway Ragu if ur reading this ..."U made my morning" and all the best in ur 'automobile' exam..hehhe...

Yea now im in the office..again...yesterday whole day i had no work to do and ....OMG nevermind i'm not saying anything la...im so tired of the same old complains...have a great day guyz!...

i'm an alian?? wat the fuck??

stephanie mill -- [noun]: An alien 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

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Hectic Sunday

Unlike every Sundays after church and morning market with mummy, I received a call from my sis in law wanting to go 'jalan jalan' in sogo to shop for my nephew's b'day outfit..She asked if I would like to follow...well since I didn't have any plans for the day my mum n I decides to follow..
as we were almost reaching sogo ..The roads were so jammed up and the roads were closed to avoid traffic. We had to round and round the bush looking for a parking spot.thank god we managed to find 1...
as we were entering sogo..The amount of ppl I tell u on a sunday morning was something I never expected..as we to the escalator up and my mum and I looked down...The view from up was like as thought the ppl all looked like tinny ants..All grabbing clothes and it was SALE%..aioo...We could hardly walk in there..there were some families nicely camping with their 'tikar' and the onli thing that was missing was their food may be cuz it was fasting month..OMG!!! i was like "ooiii go home la if ur tired and need a place to rest!"
finally we could hardly buy anything cuz we could hardly move in there..we ended up buying onli a pair of jeans and decided to have lunch at KFC and head home..
my nephews were all to tired running around and by the time they got in the car is was their afternoon nap time...

towards the everning i decided to walk down to 'pasar malam' and grab some 'ais kacang' and some 'lin chi kang' cuz the whether was so bad due to the bad haze...so i dragged my mum along...went to 'p.malam', bumped into johnny boi and allan netto, bought the 'popiahs' and not forgettin the 'ais kacang' and headed home. that was the end of my sunday..thinking... "back to work tomorrow arrgghh!!!"

i'm still bored....

DO YOU SNORE?: not that i noe of
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: more of a fighter but definately a lover too..hehe
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: insects
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: no
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: It's good..
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: No
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: quite la..thats wat ppl have said..
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: fun
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: suppost to be white but its dirty
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: may be not sing..but i humm...
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: No, but would wanna try
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: Nop
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: Hawaii
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: yes i have and I LOVE IT!
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: No
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: No?
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: huh??
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: Nop, probly slowly
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: like duh! hehe
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: They're ok
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: i dun really like hunting..i have no idea
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: yes
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: Sometimes
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: prawnsWHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": To pikaboo..last nite
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: No he's dead
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: eerr..never
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: scrambled
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: Only those who choose to be
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: huh?
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 3.05pm..bored in office
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: steffy, flat-dun ask y?, steph...
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: Nop
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: 7 hours ago
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: no difference pun..aiioo..both!
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: No idea!
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: sometimes, depends where
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: bytes and yogurt
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: Crunchy
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: No, i dun wish too...
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: Once
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: Yes
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: no
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: No
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: Dark Brown
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: 4 days ago
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: It's ok la
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: how should i noe?
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: No
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: No
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: i learnt the piano until my teacher kep hitting my fingers with a ruler...so i STOPPED!! and now i regret!
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: nop
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: sounds fun, dun mind
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: OMG i hope my bro&jon is not reading..but yea sometimes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: No
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: i dunno, definately not mine..hehehe
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: nop
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: No
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: nop, even if she knows she won't care!
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: corn beef sandwich
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: i love them
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: yea..shout out!
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: Can't recall
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: No
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: GUESS..i want the handbag! damn..my b'day is coming soon..hehhe

boring life as an intern

im still waiting for them to teach me something..im bored of doing research la..i spoke to my boss ..."how come the other interns get to meet clients and go to the production house and go 4 shooting all?" she replied.."oh yes ah by right ah cannot la..'interns are not allowed to go for meetings or meet clients.. in my heart..." then how the hell on earth are we suppost to learn anything moron" well oh well another 5 weeks to go... chiozz c u around!